The Running Of The Cougars

well, well, well, just when you think the moral depravity of human beings has reached the bottom of the abyss it somehow finds a way to sink even lower.


i think everyone is familiar with the running of the bulls in pamplona spain. it pretty much makes the news every year especially when someone gets gored or trampled. oh the humanity!


it was recently brought to my attention, that just outside the town of boca raton florida there lies an highly exclusive gated and walled community that the locals so regretfully refer to as "casa de pumas" whose residents are all super rich widows in their late forties and fifties. they were all married to much older but very wealthy men. so now the metamorphoses from gold digging trophy wife to cougar has manifested itself, and the new being has an insatiable appetite for very young men that are referred to as "cougar candy". how sick and demeaning is that. they have no respect at all for their sexual quarry, only animalistic lust, and that nauseates me to no end. these are young men, not pieces of meat we are talking about here. sorry for the emotional outburst, back to the topic,"the running of the cougars". it's pretty secretive so i don't know how often it takes place i just know that it does. it generally is comprised mostly of young hispanic illegal aliens because of their lack of legal recourse. ONE time when we can use the aclu and they are nowhere to be found. so how do old cougar chicks run down very young hispanic males that are capable of sprinting across the usa border undetected you ask? well that is when good old american ingenuity kicks in. some have to try to make a hasty escape while wearing oversize flip flops, others have their stride limited by short pieces of rope tied at the ankles, that big red fuzzy rope the museums use to keep you out of places they don't want you to be. the tanya harding knee capping technique is also used sparingly. another favorite is making them run with grandma panties pulled down over their heads, just to mention a few. the excited cougars then release the "candies" and chase them through the neighborhood with the hopes of catching one and taking it back to the love lair. i saw one lucky survivor that had multiple scratches down his back and legs and smeared lipstick on various parts of his body. he had a frightened look in his eyes that i would liken to a scene i once viewed on the nature channel when a squirrel had just barely escaped the deadly talonic grasp of a bald eagle. you could see the mortal fear in its eyes and see the rapid and heavy pounding of his heart. this is all wrong on so many levels in my opinion. others may perceive differently. the cougars may feel it is part of the payback for living with a much older men through the prime of their lives. the young mexican man may see being hooked up with a ultra rich widow as achieving the amercan dream. the aclu, if they had shown up might have seen it as the biggest crime against humanity in recent history. there are a lot of ways to look at it, that's for sure.
let's make a commitment to put morals back in the majority
my blogging com padres, before it is to late.

remember...reduce, reuse and recycle. after cougaring, planet hating is the next reason for the breakdown of the moral fiber of our society.

thanks to my friend chris f. for his contribution to this post